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Somebody keeps getting older! Oh, wait, that's me. And someone wrote me a fabulously smoopy Bilbo/Thorin story, because I keep talking about how much they love each other and how I want a Bilbo of my very own and how magnificent Thorin is. Thanks, Sis, it's just what I wanted!

Title: Baggins’ Books
Author: dodger_sister
Read by: baylorsr
Rating: G
Fandom: The Hobbit
Medium: Podfic
Summary: Bilbo enjoys his quiet life with his books and his bookshop and entertains no fantasies of anything more than that. Until Thorin Oakenshield comes along. Hobbit modern day bookstore AU.

Download: Baggins’ Books
41 minutes, 48 MB

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Old Friends - Howard Shore
I Choose You - Sara Bareilles

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Baylor
06 October 2013 @ 08:00 pm
(1X10: Eve)
Creepy little girls.
The X-Files so did it first,
Supernatural.

(2X20: Humbug)
Leonard, oh Leonard.
Wherefore art thou Leonard?
He slipped away last night.

(3X4: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose)
I see our ending.
You hold my hand, and weep so tenderly.
Good night.

(4X11: El Mundo Gira)
The whispered word,
The shuttered window, the locked door.
El chubacapra.

(5X12: Bad Blood)
And that's exactly how it happened.
Mostly.
Except for the buck teeth.

(6X7: Terms of Endearment)
We live on through our children.
I am no different.
Should I be denied?

(7X21: Je Souhaite)
All these years,
Mankind never changing, all the same.
What would you wish for?
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Baylor
25 August 2013 @ 08:05 pm
AO3  
Hello, all. Still alive here. Hope you're well.

Have migrated fic and podfics to Archive Of Our Own.

Still available at my site. And some things still up here at LJ.

That's all I was poking in to say!
 
 
Baylor
27 February 2013 @ 08:14 pm
liptonrm and I were having a lengthly text-message exchange about Fili and Kili eventually being King Under the Mountain. (Jointly, of course.) Below follows their Royal Schedule, posted per the request of dodger_sister. Just in case any of you were wondering what I've been doing with my time. The Royal Schedule, btw, bears an uncanny resemblance to my cats' daily schedule.

The Royal Schedule:
Breakfast
Braid each others hair
Royal blah blah blah
Nappies
Snackies
Wrestling
Lunch
Braid each others hair
Royal blah blah blah
Chase
Nappies
Singing
Dinner
Beer
Wrestling
Beer
Wenches
Beer
Royal proclamations
Beer
Singing
Beer
Beer
Beddy-bye
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Baylor
I Tivo The Daily Show and thus always watch it a day late. So when I was making this post this morning, I had no idea that Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, the star of the SyFy Channel Movie Apocalypse! Alien Asteroids, was on The Daily Show Thursday night. Probably not coincidentally (because he's on it all the time), Dr. Tyson also appear on The Daily Show in the story. Why does Dr. Tyson appear on The Daily Show in the story? Because Dr. Tyson is always appearing on The Daily Show. Look for the 3:30 mark.
 
 
 
Baylor
I don't know what you don't understand about the title to the post. But in case you're confused, dodger_sister wrote a Christmas present for liptonrm that featured Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, America's favorite astrophysicist. Why is he America's favorite astrophysicist? A question I urge you to investigate. You won't be disappointed.

Said Christmas story involves Dr. Tyson saving the world from the alien asteroid apocalypse. Obviously. He gets some help from our old friends the Lone Gunmen (The X-Files) and the Avengers. Naturally. But why do we call it a SyFy Channel Movie? Well, have you seen a SyFy Channel Movie? If so, the answer will be clear once you read/listen to the story. If not, well, you're just a sadly deprived little fangirl, aren't you?

Anyway, it was so awesome I had to get in on the fun and podfic it. Do enjoy.


Title: Apocalypse! Alien Asteriods (A SyFy Channel Movie featuring Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson)
Author: dodger_sister
Read by: baylorsr
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: American astrophysicist Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, The X-Files, The Avengers
Medium: Podfic
Summary: It's cool, man. You're Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you're saving the world.

Download: Apocalypse! Alien Asteriods (mp3)
2 hours 30 minutes, 172.5 mb

Music:
Death of MIR, by Trevor Rabin (Armageddon Score)
If Today Was Your Last Day, by Nickelback

Story

Why does Dr. Tyson appear on The Daily Show in the story? Because Dr. Tyson is always appearing on The Daily Show. Look for the 3:30 mark.

 
 
Baylor
23 December 2012 @ 07:18 pm
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Solstice, Festive Festivus and a Joyous New Year to all!

Love,
Baylor, Pippin and Kirk







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Baylor
14 December 2012 @ 09:35 am
It's finally Hobbit Day! Shortly, I'll be off to Middle-earth. Let's hope Peter Jackson did a better job than Rankin Bass did.

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Baylor
13 December 2012 @ 06:37 am
This Hobbit Week, let's remember to be supportive of our less advantaged Elven friends.

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Baylor
12 December 2012 @ 06:19 am
As Hobbit Week continues, let's do it Gandalf style.

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